some Christmas pleasantries

Two madmen are preparing the Christmas tree and one he says to other: Warn me if the lights are lit and other he answers him: Yes ... not ... yes ... not smile please.

What gave Batman to his mom for Christmas? A batidora.

In Christmas Luis goes to the North Pole with Saint Claus and asks him: - I want a good mom. On the following day Luis touches to the door and his mom opens to him. Of that time Luis returns to the North Pole and claims Saint: - I asked that a good, and Holy breast answers: - your breast is already good. Of that time Luis says: if skylight, you say it for that it does not scold you.